Truth in Advertising

Amazing! How do they do that?

Drunk Lock

New Year's Eve special WTF. This chain lock will make sure you're not getting out if you've had one too many.

Hello Fodder

Hello Mudder

Cat Lady

This could easily be my brother-in-law's car. I counted 27 cats last summer, I think he's down to about a dozen at the present time.

Innovation in WTF Design

Wake up!

Are you a morning person? Now you can wake up to the smell of bacon frying with the Bacon Alarm Clock!

Not a morning person, eh? Kill the alarm with this one. To turn it of you have to grab the gun, point it at the alarm, and pull the trigger.

To turn it off disconnect the red wire. NO, WAIT! Maybe it was the blue wire. Or was it the yellow wire?

Rocket Clock. You get a count-down to launch before the alarm goes off. If you don't abort in time, the rocket flies across the room. You have to retrieve it and put it back on the launch pad to turn it off.

Backwards Feet

The source for this photo says it's not photoshopped. The guy can actually turn both of his feet almost 180 degrees.

Holy Crap! It's Magneto!

Freaky The Snowman

♬ There must have been some magic in that old strap-on they found... ♪

Christmas Clearance

I still have a bunch of WTF stuff about Christmas left over, here's a few of them. I'm saving some of the best ones for next year though...

Butter Dance

Just what it says...dancing on butter. The fun begins about 1:27 when she falls for the first time. Some people just don't know when to stay down.

Merry WTFmas!

All Wrapped Up

Bet you can't guess what you're getting for Christmas!

Santa Versus Satan

Let It Snow!

Sign Of The Season

More WTF Christmas Cards

WTF Christmas Lights

This would be so distracting it's a wreck waiting to happen. Is this thing really street legal?

Beam me up, Rudolph!

Finally, I think the guy up the road from me was trying to achieve an effect similar to one of the Manheim Steamroller Christmas light displays (Google it if you've never seen one of them).  I don't think he quite made the grade.

No Elephant Trucks Allowed

If there's a warning, someone has probably done it before.

Just Dropping In

I'd sort of like to know the story behind this one.

Proctology Santa

Let's just hope he doesn't have to check it twice.

The Bread Of Life?

Jesus Crust!

The Perfect Gift?

Yeah, I'm sure grandma would appreciate a reminder that she's not long for the world. Why not pick up a pack of adult diapers while you're at it?

I Need One of These

More WTF Christmas Cards

♬ Jingle Bells♬

A Christmas video with an Indian flavor from Nickelodeon. 

WTF are the yellow things with three legs, elves?

Miracle Whipped

Olive oil, eggs, herbs, wheat germ...yeah I guess it IS mayo.

Who Farted?

Perhaps this fellow is concerned about terrorists releasing poison gas in public places...but seriously, WTF?

That's Not a Hockey Puck

That's just nasty.

♬ Up On The Housetop

Hey, he's an old guy like me. He's on a long trip and probably taking diuretic medications. I can totally identify with this.

Welcome To Kitty City

The latest WTF video from Cyriak

WTF Christmas Cards

Is that what the Grinch really looks like?

Nope...Chuck Testa.

Stepping Up For The Handicapped

The Over 55 Club built a handicapped ramp on the front of their building. Look carefully...WTF?

Yodel Cat

The singing cat and dog stuff usually doesn't even make my funny meter flutter, but this one made me grin a little.

Lowering The Bar

Nice try, kid. You got a C in math? Who cares? You're never going to be more than average anyway. No pizza for you! Have a cupcake and stop complaining about the smart kids getting all the attention. Get used to it.

Santa Toilet Set

I found this one and had planned to post it in a few days,  but I saw the same picture on Leno's headlines segment last night...so I'll just leave this here.

People who bought Toilet Santa would probably like a few rolls of this to accent their decor:

Wash Your Freakin' Hands!

Because you just have to be bluntly honest with some people.

Christmas Is Coming...

If they weren't making "O" faces...if they weren't holding the candles in their crotch...if the candles weren't so pale and suggestive...

Great Illusion!

This is apparently a contestant on a "Got Talent" show, I suspect "Britain's Got Talent" or something of the sort...great illusion and funny to boot.  I LOL'ed and it takes something pretty spectacular to make me do that.

BTW, I'm planning to post at least one Christmas related WTF every day between now and the 25th.  I'm running late for work, so I'll post the one for today this evening.

The Christmas Monkey

Two kids surprise Santa while he's delivering presents on Christmas Eve, so he sits them down and tells them a story about...monkeys? WTF?

♫ Oh Little Town of Bacon Ham

Extra Credit Question

That's easy! One out of four is 25 percent...wait...A and D are both 25%, so that would be 50 percent...but only one answer is 50 percent so that would be a 25 percent chance...and there are two 25 percent...Aaaahhhhhhh!!!!! [brain explodes]

Russian Burger King Commercial

I don't remember seeing the ballerinas, fireballs, tattoo artists and unicorns the last time I stopped at Burger King....

Guy With Two Cocks

Actually I think it's a cock and a hen. I just couldn't resist that headline.

Entire Wardrobe in 1 Piece of Cloth

This is what you get when you cross a tube top with a Swiss army knife.

American Christmas Devil?

 

Oh Japan, you so silly.