Friday, December 30, 2011

Hello Mudder

Cat Lady

This could easily be my brother-in-law's car. I counted 27 cats last summer, I think he's down to about a dozen at the present time.

Thursday, December 29, 2011

Innovation in WTF Design

Wake up!
Are you a morning person? Now you can wake up to the smell of bacon frying with the Bacon Alarm Clock!
Not a morning person, eh? Kill the alarm with this one. To turn it of you have to grab the gun, point it at the alarm, and pull the trigger.
To turn it off disconnect the red wire. NO, WAIT! Maybe it was the blue wire. Or was it the yellow wire?
Rocket Clock. You get a count-down to launch before the alarm goes off. If you don't abort in time, the rocket flies across the room. You have to retrieve it and put it back on the launch pad to turn it off.

Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Monday, December 26, 2011

Freaky The Snowman

There must have been some magic in that old strap-on they found...

Sunday, December 25, 2011

Christmas Clearance

I still have a bunch of WTF stuff about Christmas left over, here's a few of them. I'm saving some of the best ones for next year though...

Butter Dance

Just what it says...dancing on butter. The fun begins about 1:27 when she falls for the first time. Some people just don't know when to stay down.

Merry WTFmas!

All Wrapped Up

Bet you can't guess what you're getting for Christmas!

Thursday, December 22, 2011

WTF Christmas Lights

This would be so distracting it's a wreck waiting to happen. Is this thing really street legal?
Beam me up, Rudolph!

Finally, I think the guy up the road from me was trying to achieve an effect similar to one of the Manheim Steamroller Christmas light displays (Google it if you've never seen one of them).  I don't think he quite made the grade.

Monday, December 19, 2011

The Bread Of Life?

Jesus Crust!

The Perfect Gift?

Yeah, I'm sure grandma would appreciate a reminder that she's not long for the world. Why not pick up a pack of adult diapers while you're at it?

Saturday, December 17, 2011

♬ Jingle Bells♬

A Christmas video with an Indian flavor from Nickelodeon. 
WTF are the yellow things with three legs, elves?

Miracle Whipped

Olive oil, eggs, herbs, wheat germ...yeah I guess it IS mayo.

Friday, December 16, 2011

Who Farted?

Perhaps this fellow is concerned about terrorists releasing poison gas in public places...but seriously, WTF?

That's Not a Hockey Puck

That's just nasty.

♬ Up On The Housetop

Hey, he's an old guy like me. He's on a long trip and probably taking diuretic medications. I can totally identify with this.

Thursday, December 15, 2011

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Yodel Cat

The singing cat and dog stuff usually doesn't even make my funny meter flutter, but this one made me grin a little.

Lowering The Bar

Nice try, kid. You got a C in math? Who cares? You're never going to be more than average anyway. No pizza for you! Have a cupcake and stop complaining about the smart kids getting all the attention. Get used to it.

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Santa Toilet Set

I found this one and had planned to post it in a few days,  but I saw the same picture on Leno's headlines segment last I'll just leave this here.

People who bought Toilet Santa would probably like a few rolls of this to accent their decor:

Wash Your Freakin' Hands!

Because you just have to be bluntly honest with some people.

Monday, December 12, 2011

Christmas Is Coming...

If they weren't making "O" faces...if they weren't holding the candles in their crotch...if the candles weren't so pale and suggestive...

Great Illusion!

This is apparently a contestant on a "Got Talent" show, I suspect "Britain's Got Talent" or something of the sort...great illusion and funny to boot.  I LOL'ed and it takes something pretty spectacular to make me do that.

BTW, I'm planning to post at least one Christmas related WTF every day between now and the 25th.  I'm running late for work, so I'll post the one for today this evening.

Sunday, December 11, 2011

The Christmas Monkey

Two kids surprise Santa while he's delivering presents on Christmas Eve, so he sits them down and tells them a story about...monkeys? WTF?

Saturday, December 10, 2011

♫ Oh Little Town of Bacon Ham

Extra Credit Question

That's easy! One out of four is 25 percent...wait...A and D are both 25%, so that would be 50 percent...but only one answer is 50 percent so that would be a 25 percent chance...and there are two 25 percent...Aaaahhhhhhh!!!!! [brain explodes]

Russian Burger King Commercial

I don't remember seeing the ballerinas, fireballs, tattoo artists and unicorns the last time I stopped at Burger King....

Guy With Two Cocks

Actually I think it's a cock and a hen. I just couldn't resist that headline.

Friday, December 9, 2011